political, new writing
Two Fingers Up
Two Fingers Up. Remember when your religion teacher taught you about ridin'? And the school nurse told you to shave your pits? Or here, discovering your clit the first time? Wait, you haven't yet? You don't wank? Women don't? My hole, they don't. Stick two fingers up and come with us on a journey back to your teenage self, to being scundered, to self-discovery, to abstinence-only sex education, to Northern Ireland: a country of wankers.
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